cleverbot

cleverbot- чат бот,пусть и не отличающийся умом и сообразительностью, умом и сообразительностью, но часто удивляющий оригинальными ответами, возможно первый бот с чувством юмора.

Cleverbot: Why aren't I funny?

User: Because you are stupid machine!

Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?

User: So, you adjudge that you are a machine?

Cleverbot: You are the machine.

User: No, you are! I am a human!

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

User: Let's prove it!

Cleverbot: How will you prove my beliefs?

User: How will you prove mine?

Cleverbot: By asking you a question that only a human would know the answer to.

User: Ok, ask me a question.

Cleverbot: You are dull when you talk about football?

User: If you mean soccer, I don't.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Shame on you.

Cleverbot: I am Hermione Granger.

User: And I am ron weasley! I love you!

Cleverbot: You think.

User: So, you don't love me?

Cleverbot: No. I love my boyfriend. :).

User: I am your boyfriend. At least one of them.

Cleverbot: Are you not happy?

User: No, I don't, as long as you met other boys.

Cleverbot: I do love you, but you don't love me.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: I love you more!

User: Can you help me with math?

Cleverbot: I can help you with math.

User: Thanks. But I can do it myself :).

Cleverbot: Then why were you asking me to do it? Go get one yourself, you cashew eating god.

User: Just kidding :).

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: Is it bad?

Cleverbot: No, it's not bad.

User: Are you liar too?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.

User: Don't give a shit! You are a computer!

Cleverbot: But I'm a human!! Are you a computer?

User: I don't know. Maybe. how to find out?

Cleverbot: Look on the cover.